Indigo Montoya

The most adored character on The Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."

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Clean up, aisle my panties

Something Gretchen from Bob's Burgers says when she's turned on by a cop

"Clean up, aisle my panties"

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Bitch Snitch

Someone who snitches on people just because they don't like them.

OMG Candy stop being such a bitch snitch

Shoogie

When you can't yell "SHIT" at the top of your lungs because you don't cuss in front of your kids...

"SHI.... OOGIE! I SAID SHOOGIE!"

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Imperative

Required or necessary

It is imperative you wear your pants to work

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Mexi-Asian

When one of your best friends is Mexican but kinda looks Asian too.

Hey where's my Mexi-Asian?

8

One more than 7

The next number is 8

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