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Marriage

Betting half your stuff you'll love them forever

I'm a gambler, I very much believe in marriage.

by D-Monkey April 11, 2018

5πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Marriage

Adopting a grown man as your child

We're gonna get the marriage cuz he doesn't know how to take care of himself

by D-Monkey March 9, 2018

1πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Douchenozzle

A guy who is a bitch because he's overcompensating for his non-existent dick

No one likes you, you're such a Douchenozzle

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018


muserween

Halloween on musical.ly

Hey it's muserween this month man

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018


Daenia

Full of excitement and the best friend you could ever ask for. She may not believe she's pretty but to the ones who love her she's the most beautiful young woman in the world. She's beautiful on the inside and out, her eyes are like the blue sky. She will always be there for you, whether it's egging you on or making you feel better by taking things three levels higher than it needs to be. If you ever meet a girl like this.... never let her go.

Daenia is one of a kind

by D-Monkey March 4, 2018


No comment

The thing you say when you have something to hide and don't know what else to say

"Daddy, are you cheating on Mommy?
"Uhm, No comment."

by D-Monkey April 10, 2018

31πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Cuntmuffin

A different word for bitch.

You fucking cuntmuffin

by D-Monkey February 27, 2018