consonance

An agreement or harmony, especially in the words of a poem.

"I have never felt a breeze so strong. It reminds me pleasantly of spring. The air doth sweetly sing."

"What 'da fuck you talkin' bout?! I don't wanna here 'dat consonance shit."

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context

The circumstances or events that come before and after a particular word or passage in a speech or piece of writing which helps explain its full meaning.

Context: You are playfully poking me in the side
"I'll kill you if you don't stop!"

Context: You just crashed into my Lexus
"I'm gunna fucking kill you!"

Context: You don't realize that I'm a psycho killer and you accidentally step on my foot while passing me in a chance encounter
"I may just have to kill you for that..." *smirk*

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barnacle

1. A small marine organism with a shell that clings to rocks and ships.
2. A clinging or dependent person or thing
3. A large zit or scab
4. An exclimation used by Sponge Bob Square Pants meaning "shit" or "fuck"

1. Based on the number of barnacles stuck to this sunken ship, I deduce that it must have been here for a while.
2. God, I hate Henry! The little barnacle won't leave me alone!
3. Did you see the barnacle on Lisa's face?! It was huge!
4. Patrick: "I'm not actually gay, Sponge Bob."
Sponge Bob: "Oh barnacles!!"

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impasse

A point at which no further progress can be made.

A yo' man! If ya'll know dis peice like da' back o' yo' hand, why's we at an impasse?

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lampoon

A satirical piece of writing which ridicules someone or something.

Some of the most funny writings are lampoons which make fun of people.

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Vigilante

An outlaw who punishes lawbreakers personally and illegally instead or relying on the inadequate law enforcers of society.
A vigilante could be either a robin hood-ish rescuer of the weak and destitute, a suspect-zero-ish killer of other killers, or a borderline insane killer of "bad people" (se7en).

They say Batman is nothing more than a vigilante. I say, what's so bad about that? Gotham's never felt so safe.

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augur

n. A prophet or interpreter.
v. To suggest what will happen in the future.

J-Dawg pulled Li'l Skippa' to the ground a full 5 seconds before the Street Boyz gang could off him in a drive-by:
"You'se a fuckin' augur, J-dawg," said Skippa' in utmost appreciation.

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