rolled over

When two or more people are involved in the commission of a crime, only one is caught, and the one subsequently apprehended, then informs on the others to police. Usually for the offer of a lesser charge.

"I thought I'd got away clean. But the guy rolled over on me, when the D.A. threatened him with 15-life."

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garage racing

Going into your garage to sit on your motorcycle, because it's still too "out of season" for use.

I put the springer front end on my chopper, and did some February 'garage racing' afterwards.

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toilet rocker

Any rock band or musician that uses an excessive amount of profanity in their music lyics.

"G.G. Allan, is the Godfather of toilet rockers!"

spec junkie

Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.

"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".

"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"

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pouty bum

An anus, that looks like it has been penetrated one too many times. And is subsequently puffy in appearance.

"I think her ass had been tapped the night before I fucked her. Because she had a serious case of pouty bum."

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limp cock and no lube

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.

"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."

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all about the beave

A person who's primary goal in life, is to have as much sex with the female gender, as humanly possible. Perpetually unattached romantically, they care nothing for the notion of descretion. Completely uninhibited in their behaviour, they will fornicate anywhere, with anyone, at anytime. Often are either revered, or despised for their qualities.

"He's a nice guy. But don't expect any type of relationship from him. Because he's all about the beave."

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