smarterchild

A very stupid chat program for people who have an extremly low IQ or are just bored.

Omfgpunk:You Suck
SmarterChild:I'm going to have to demand an apology, DJ.
Me:Excuse Me?
SmarterChild:Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
omfgpunk: whats up?
smarterchild: Still waiting.
omfgpunk: waiting, for what?
smarterchild: Because I asked.
Me: Asked What?
smarterchild: I asked you to apologize.
omfgpunk: spell it
smarterchild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
omfgpunk: no
smarterchild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
omfgpunk: im not sorry
SmarterChild:Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
omfgpunk: 43rkgwj5r blhtylkjhpoj
smarterchild: Please apologize, K?
omfgpunk: I am sorry that your so frekkin' stupid and i feel sorry for the people who made you, how's that for an apolgee?
smarterchild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
omfgpunk: im (not) sorry
smarterchild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
(I X out of The Aim Box)
Omfgpunk: Hi
SmarterChild: Hello DJ

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whitesqual

1. The largest air powered floating vessel known to man.
2. Of the many man made wonders of the world, Whitesqual is one of them.
3. The largest sail ship ever built and captioned by the famous El Capitan otherwise known as D.J.
4. Only 3 things can be seen from space:
a. The Great Wall of China,
b. the light atop the Luxor Hotel
c. the Sail ship Whitesqual.

5. Some believe the ship was made by aliens due to its massive size.
6. There are several un-confirmed reports on how big Whitesqual really is as few living people have ever seen it.
7. When the sails are deployed, some mention feelings similar to an earthquake as the ground and atmosphere tremble.
8. Single handedly known as the single cause for global warming.
9. The highest man made point on Earth.

Nothing is bigger than Whitesqual.

Larry Ellison came over and began bragging that his sail boat Sayanara is the fastest and largest sail ship around. Then a guy came up and asked if he ever heard of Whitesqual and Larry quickly shut up and went home.

kenyorian

Instead of saying 'you're a bitch' or 'your a fag' and getting in deep trouble, just say, 'you're a kenyorian'.

"You are such a kenyorian."

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rock n roll

only the greatest type of music ever! only for head bangin, long haired, rockers. usualy have huge concerts. have guitars, drums, bass, and singer.

AC/DC (Highway to Hell)
Black Sabbath (Iron Man)
Motley Crue(Girls,Girls,Girls)
Scorpions(Rock You Like a Hurricane)
Skid Row(18 and Life)
Guns n Roses(Welcome to the Jungle)
Kiss(Detroit Rock City)
Cinderella(Nobody's Fool)

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rock n roll

great bands of rock.... men with huge hair,outrageus clothes,big concerts, and great head bangin music.

acdc
skid row
black sabbath
guns n' roses
scorpions
motly crue

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Jub Jub

A Jardine's Parrot by the name of Jub Jub who does vocals for a death metal band from Pittsburgh called JonBenet Ramsey. Jub Jub is from South Africa.

Did you hear the new JonBenet Ramsey song with Jub Jub chirping on it?

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sweet cheeks

The nickname for Judy from DJ.

“Oh your body is sore? Let me give you a massage sweet cheeks.”