A legs bag is the scrotum. Its called a legs bag because your ball bag hangs between your legs.
Phil : Hey Dave I heard you put that cunt Cubbo into hospital last week.
Dave : Yeah, I found out that he called the cops onto me for no reason at all so I kicked him in the legs bag with my steel capped boots. They ended up amputating his balls.
Phil : Serves the cunt right !
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Got Aids Yet? A derogatory anacronism about homos.
Phil : Look out here comes Cubbo the fag.
Dave: Yep, do you reckon he's just another fag thats GAY?
Phil : Aren't they all?
Dave: Fucking homos.
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A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.
Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?
Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.
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A dude that goes around smelling the tangy scent of a sweaty poon left on a girls bike seat.
Phil : Why is Steve always hanging around the bike
racks?
Dave: Because he likes to cop the tangy whiff of poon left on the
girls bike seats, the dirty POONTANGER!
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A vagina thats full of infection
Phil : Hey Dave, I hear that chick Carla has got the hots for you.
Dave : Her friend told me all about that skanks STDs so there
aint no way I'm sticking my dick into her pus bucket !
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