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ming

A person who looks, acts and feels like a tree. He is incapable of feeling human emotion like Beyonce.He has an almost inhuman stomach. His biggest weakness is chinese food.

Person 1: Eat this gum I found on the ground.
Ming: Sure why not.
Person 1: Eat this Chinese food I got at Panda Express
Ming: *Runs away quickly*

by D0G31337 January 30, 2018

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Loot Boxes

the absolute worst fucking thing that games can incorporate. it is "the devil's device". It makes it so that you get useless items 99.9% of the time so you can't progress. you must do microtransactions to get past this shit. basically it make you rage so you can pay the devs money.

Ming: Have you gotten anything good from these loot boxes?

Jonaton: Of course not these are fucking loot boxes you're talking about.

by D0G31337 January 30, 2018

60👍 3👎