The Teo

When you attempt to fart but you shit your pants instead

"Man, my friend did The Teo on me while we were doing a hiest in Payday 2, i had to do most of it myself"
"That's sad, but i don't care"

Apaphinal suicide

1.When a dumbass mishears the lyrics to "Let the bad times roll" by The Offspring.

"John! What's apaphinal suicide?"
"What?"
"You know, "Let the bad times roll"?

"Let me know when you decide
Apaphinal suicide""
"You fucking dumbass, it's apathy or suicide"