Dir Da Dir

A common phrase used to explain to someone or something that he/she/it just said/did something that was stupid. It can also be shortened to just "dir" depending on how it is used.

Another common term used instead of this phrase is "derp". If someone/something is to have "derped", it's a similar concept.

Man: "The sky is blue."
Woman: "Dir da dir!"

(Friend realizes he/she was wrong about something and expresses a smile of shame and embarassment)
You: "Dir!?!?????????"

Woman #1: "How did Jane get that question wrong? It was so obvious!"
Woman #2: "She derped."

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Quattle

A situation that you're not quite sure about.

"Dude, what type of drink is this?"
"I'm not sure, just drink it."
"It's a quattle in a bottle."

"I want a group of naked women to feed me strips of bacon. Does that make me a pig of a man? Or am I simply a pig that wants to be a man?"

"I'm not sure, that's quite a quattle."

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