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strategic wanking

the ability to strategise periods of masturbation between activities to achieve maximum pleasure and wanking time while maintaining secrecy and subduing suspicion

strategic wanking. i planned to do it in the gaps between archery, fishing, swimming, breakfast, lunch, and dinner' 'sweet, i have to try it tomorrow. my family is coming over

by D0ubl3T96 June 19, 2011

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fuck at first sight

generally undertaken my males, this is were people determine wether someone is fuckable when they first see them

'woah! dude look at her over there'
'damn! shes hot!'

'i know right. definitely fuck at first sight'
'amen to that'

by D0ubl3T96 October 31, 2011

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