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Eail

Verb. To not pass a class at SUNY Cortland. Based on the fact that the non-passing grade there is E instead of F.

I was supposed to be graduating this spring, but I eailed one required class so now I have to retake it in the fall.

by D12434132 November 16, 2019


blown away

1. Extremely impressed
2. Shot to death

Did you hear about the guy who saw a really fancy gun and hadn't realized guns could be that fancy?

He was blown away by it.

by D12434132 September 30, 2015

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Pippa the dog

A very stupid dog that did something very suicidal for 10 years before it finally got eaten by Casey the crocodile.

R. I. P. Pippa the dog. But you kind of deserved that for being such an idiot to bother a crocodile.

by D12434132 September 28, 2018


Casey the crocodile

The crocodile that let Pippa the dog bother it for 10 whole years before finally deciding to eat Pippa, despite the fact that she could have eaten Pippa at any time during those 10 years.

It took Casey the crocodile 10 whole years to learn to stand her ground.

by D12434132 October 1, 2018


Van Hool

A company that thinks they're good at making coach buses but doesn't realize that most people haven't had a leg amputated.

After several hours on a Van Hool coach bus, my left leg was sore from not being able to stretch properly that whole time.

by D12434132 November 28, 2018


Suburban

A Coach USA company that buys lots of uncomfortable buses from Van Hool, then uses them to operate the long routes normally operated by Shortline when there are too many college students trying to travel for Shortline to accommodate them all.

After being stuck on Suburban buses for hours twice in one week at Thanksgiving, I think I want to take OurBus next Thanksgiving.

by D12434132 December 24, 2018


harambe

An innocent gorilla that was killed because some stupid mother couldn't keep track of her child.

RIP Harambe.

by D12434132 July 9, 2016

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