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Yakov is an amazing person. While sometimes he can be a jerk I know he is only being a jerk because were friends. He has bean an awesome friend to me in all the time I have known him.
Yakov made me feel a lot less like i was alone when we first met
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A huge jerk, typically trying to cover up his bald patch by spending way too much time trying to control undergraduates who could function perfectly without him.
"Dude who is that who keeps trying to mess with our business and make our lives miserable?, He is SUCH a Yakov"
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the act of being a human parasite, it cannot support itself alone and must leech off a host. destroys anything it touches.
"ey max, this yakov broke your piece.."
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Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me
"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff
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This sexy human is actually something else. He makes any human cream when he enters the room. In fact, when he was born, a new form blessing was created. When you lay your eyes on this Reznikov of a man, your eyes are blessed for the rest of your life.
Strengths: Everything
Weaknesses: Tejinder Manhas, Wally Sawchuk, Angela Chan
Friend: You're almost as sexy as Yakov Reznikov
Me: Dude I'm not even close to him. He's just something else
When a cute Russian chick sits on your face and blasts your dick to pieces with a silicone vagina.
When I was in Moscow, I met a nice woman that gave me the Yakov Suckov.
After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.
"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"
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