Paid to park cop

A cop whose job is to sit and find people to pull over/ A cop who is parked like a crime scarecrow.

“Make sure you drive slow, I saw two paid to park cops on the home earlier”

The JFK

The JFK is when you give sloppy or messy oral sexy in the back of a car, particularly in a convertible.

" dude, after dinner she gave me the JFK experience"