baglets

In most cases baglets are a collection of fries found at the bottom of a bag upon purchasing food from a fast food establishment. usually do to the carelessness of the over weight beaner working the window.

Matt: Dude it took so long to get our fucking food.

Josh: I call the baglets!!

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fuck my life button

The fuck my life button is a term used to describe a imaginary button witch someone may blame themselves of pressing when faced with a major life inconvenience, a sudden huge amount of responsibility, or a rigorously long bad luck streak. It is the exact opposite of the easy button.

Dallas: Dude I think my girlfriend is pregnant.

Matt: No!

Dallas: yeah...i must have pushed the fuck my life button again.

Matt: Dam that's a bummer.

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