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Cum and Ball

When you cum in the air and catch it in your mouth, much like the children's toy "cup and ball" where you try to catch the ball in a cup attached by a string.

Man why would I ever need to play cup and ball when I can just play Cum and Ball instead?

by D1ngus March 21, 2022


Icing On The Cake

When you jizz on your shit in the toilet before you flush.

Person 1: Bro I had a fat burger yesterday. I need to go ice the cake.
Person 2: Yeah I like icing on the cake when I eat it too.

by D1ngus March 21, 2022

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