1. Viacomâs most popular bitch.
2. Talentless, personality-impaired, self-important, moron who sells out on a daily basis.
3. Someone who is 30 yet acts 14.
4. A Massive tool See: âToolâ
1. âCarson, Please play âN*SYNCâ because they are soo HOT!â
2. âWow, Carson Daly kissed both Eminem and Christina Aguleraâs ass in under 30 minutes!
3. âDid you see âTRLâ yesterday? Carson got so excited by N*SYNC that he jumped on Justin Timberlakeâs Back!â
4. a. âHi, welcome to TRL Iâm Carson Daly.â
b. âHi welcome to Last call Iâm Carson Daly.â
c. âThatâs some good TV right thereâ
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The most adorable little man in the world whose laughter is better than any antidepressant ever manufactured. Heâs natively a very sweet and caring person who undervalues himself and allows the people he loves run all over him. Perhaps the most special person ever to walk the Earth, he can always be found smiling and being outwardly optimistic. To hug him is to feel warm and safe.
âI havenât heard Allen laugh today. I think I think I need Prozac.â
âI just talked to Allen, now I feel like I can sleep soundly knowing that heâs okay.â
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