That tiny pet you have because you're a lonely fuck.
"I put my hamster in a sock and beat it on a desk for 5 minutes strait last night"
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:3
Easier way of starting a sentence
"Yeetus Sceetus, Jase has a small penis!"
A hamppster is when you cum into a ladies body wash.
*busts a quick hamppster in moms shampoo*
when you cum in a ladies body wash
*takes a quick hamppster in moms body wash*
likes to go "errrrrrrrr" cause hes fucking autistic.
"Sajal likes to slorp preston's cock