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Math is like an STD, it starts out as just a pain, but then it festers into this horrible disease which you can't even understand let alone do anything about.
A) Elementary School: This adding shit is easy, but annoying as fuck
B) Middle School: Ugh equations n shit, man this is so much worse than elementary school
c) High School: Fuck man, all this trigonometry, sin cos bullshit, polar coordinates and shit, this pretty hard
d) College: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID CALCULUS FINDING THE THIRD INTEGRAL OF A IMPLICIT FUNCTION FUCK THAT I DON'T GET SHIT FUCK
e) Advanced College: MAN I THOUGHT CALC WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LINEAR ALGEBRA, VECTORS IN THE 8th DIMENSION SHIT MAN, AT LEAST CALC I COULDS SEE WHAT THE FUCK I WAS DOING, NOW I'm JUST FUCK A NUMBER IN THE ASS AND THEN SOMEHOW FIGURING OUT SOME OTHER GAY SHIT
d) Graduate School and Beyond: This theoretical physics man... this ain't even math.. all I'm doing is making up some shit, using a couple numbers and getting paid, if only I had known math was going to be this easy before.
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"Everyone's favorite subject"
- Baldi
Baldi's basics is actually way more mathematical than one is led to think: unless you develop some sick strategy to collect the notebooks, you're doomed. Those baby math questions in notebooks are there just to show you how lame a math teacher Baldi really is.
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I think you meant meth because it is so yummy and taste good bois
Math were on it
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Torture in school. The sister to science. The worst and hardest subject. Science is below it.
Random Bitch: Hey did you study for the Algebra test last night?
Random Dude: OH SHIT NO I DIDN'T!!!!!!
Random Bitch: R.I.P. your success in life...
Random Dude: *beats up Mr. Boring the Algebra teacher* FUCK MATH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You know the happenings, homies just yappin' and
Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again
You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change
At my man's wake, she said the eulogy
After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly
Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math
Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's
Nas I Am
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1. Something only smart kids know and no one else can understand and just copy of the smart kid.
2. Something that will be banned if I become president. Vote 1Trump' 'Dog
3. Code when in a maths class for meth
4. The test that you give the smart kids name on your own and claim his test
Girl: Have you got the extra math
Teacher: Yes have double homework
Trump: I have finally executed all Mexican Maths teachers
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