Embrace

Possibly the greatest indie band ever to grace my ears. Beautiful music makers.

Whoa Embrace are possibly the greatest indie band to grace my ears.

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rajuabju

As a person, he is a legendary AOL hacker. Roughly translated party from India and party from Iran, it is 'beer leader'

RajuAbju hacked me! -or- RajuAbju, that's one bad ass dude

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blamonge

there is a fly in my onion vomit soup please remove it

me - WAITER! blamonge
Waiter - Eh?

16👍 41👎

Selective Services

The most outrageous form of goverment ssexisim that exists today.

Males are forced to sign up with the Selective Services when they turn 18. Females on the other hand are not.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.

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the danny

the pinnacle of awesomeness, an unattainable goal. the object of a quest for perfection.

if i work hard every day, perhaps before i die i will be able to reach the danny.

44👍 20👎

slammed

to shut someone down hardcore with an insult or crack

Jon: damn your gay

Charlie: if you want my cumback, go scrape it off ur moms teeth...

Bob: SLAMMED!!!

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Schnapplez

To have apples drenched in shnaps. Like 3 times.

"I dipped my apple. It is shnapple. Now."

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