Embrace

Possibly the greatest indie band ever to grace my ears. Beautiful music makers.

Whoa Embrace are possibly the greatest indie band to grace my ears.

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rajuabju

As a person, he is a legendary AOL hacker. Roughly translated party from India and party from Iran, it is 'beer leader'

RajuAbju hacked me! -or- RajuAbju, that's one bad ass dude

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blamonge

there is a fly in my onion vomit soup please remove it

me - WAITER! blamonge
Waiter - Eh?

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Selective Services

The most outrageous form of goverment ssexisim that exists today.

Males are forced to sign up with the Selective Services when they turn 18. Females on the other hand are not.
Men are no better at being shot at than women are.

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Steavy Marden

1.A person who loves the 13 inch black penis and who masterbates to black males at friends houses 24/7
2.A person who will never get laid
3.A complete douch ass bag

P.S. dont take this shit seriously its just a joke and if any one named Steavy Marden sees this im not talkin about him im talking about my friend Stevie

Dude dont be a steavy thats gay.

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sucking diesel

An phrase indigenous to the rural peoples of Norn Iron and The Republic Of Ireland.
It means things are going exceptionally well.

An attempt by plastic paddy colin murray to bring this phrase to the attention of the british public is underway.

see also the phrases "going great guns" and "cruising at 90".

nigel:"how are Armagh doing in the all Ireland?"
seamus:"jaysus they're sucking diesel so they are sir."

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cross county

located in yonkers NY where varius illigal activities take place, many losers hang out there every day of the week wiht hopes that someone will show up with drugs.

Basshead, Rich, Brianna and a few other 12 year olds

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