Clit Wank

The act of rubbing the clitoris up and down the shaft of the penis.

I love it when she gives me a clit wank, before I kick her back doors in, and finish her off with a donkey punch.

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swallage capacity

A measurement relating to the amount of semen which can be held in the mouth.

Commonly measured in 1/2 pint increments.

Bro 1: Check out that bird!
Bro 2: Fuckin' hell, she's fit. Wonder what the swallage capacity on that is?
Bro 1: Reckon you're looking at a 3 pinter there, mate.
Bro 2: lol
Bro 1: lol

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Stinky Shit-eye

aka Pinkeye, aka Conjunctivitis.

"Stinky Shit-eye" because conjunctivitis *can* be caused by fecal matter (human shit) making contact with your eyes.

Fuck out, with your stinky shit-eye.