Goofy Looking Motherfucker

A man who is so infuriatingly goofy looking that you have to stop for a minute and collect and compose yourself in order to continue as a functioning member of society. Some examples of this terrible condition include socks with sandals, white people with dreads, dads dancing to rap, and anyone who wears harry potter glasses *save for the oz man himself*

Look at this goofy looking motherfucker!

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dyke hike

Noun: The action of taking SJW feminists on a "hike" of facts that prove them wrong and get them triggered.

One day, Brandon sits down Selena. Brandon then took Selena on a dyke hike, saying "The election wasn't hacked", and "You are a sexist scum". Selena stomped out of the room, very triggered.

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Freak Space Cadet Bass Player

Cliff Burton, the Man, the Myth, Legend himself. The Greatest bassist of all time.

" Now we're going to hand it over to Cliff Burton, the Freak Space Cadet Bass Player. He'll show how to play that four string motherfucker!!!!!"