a gay male now in a heterosexual relationship or marriage. Not the same as ex-gay, which is someone who seeks a religious conversion to abandon homosexuality.
After years of bad relationships with men, he finally found a woman he loved enough to want to marry.
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whatever you want it to mean.
your backyard.
the computer you're sitting at.
tan's small dick.
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A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.
"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"
PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
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The caliber for the Barret M82A1 sniper rifle.
Easily it is the biggest, fattest, most powerful calibur for a rifle. Has enough power to serve as an AT (anti-tank) round.
"If you were to shoot a rifle, like the M82A1, chambered for .50BMG, you'd probably lose your arm after pulling the trigger. The round is just a FUCKING POWERHOUSE!!! @.@"
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This is an often-accidental misspelling of the word "camouflage". I JUST learned this myself! >.<
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The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.
The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.
Non-infected person
Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.
Infected person:
.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*
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isnt it Antidisestablishmentarianist?
Antidisestablishmentarianist for the masses
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