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Goose

A verb, which means to grab someone between their butt cheeks and to squeeze, almost with an intent to hurt, although it is often done in a joking, playful manner between friends. The most common way to goose someone is with the fingers and thumb of one hand. The fingers grab from the bottom, and the thumb from the top. Then, in an upwards, and squeezing motion, you goose them. It is normally done while the "receiver" is wearing clothes, although there is no reason why it couldn't be done without clothes.

What the...oh man, I've just been goosed!

He goosed me so hard it bruised my anus!

The reason I have skid marks on my undies must be because I was goosed ealier today.

"Man, don't goose me again, okay?"
"Ah, c'mon, what's a little goossing between friends?"

by DAVE March 4, 2003

1757πŸ‘ 2553πŸ‘Ž


dego

Racist slur for a person of italian heritage.

"Mussolini was a dego who ruled Italy with an iron grip, almost similar to Hitler."

by DAVE January 15, 2004

735πŸ‘ 517πŸ‘Ž


spliff

A stick ov heavan.

we'l b stoned all night wiv dat fucker

by DAVE March 22, 2004

9πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Spetsnaz

spehtz-nahz

Russian special forces skilled in highly-advanced CQB, and with the objective of getting behind the enemy lines and getting the job done quickly and efficiently.

Although they lost their fame at the end of the Cold War, they are still highly-capable soldiers trained on all aspects, including counterterrorism.

See also GRU.

"I'd like to take Spetsnaz training so I can fight like those guys from The Hunted."
-me

by DAVE September 8, 2004

262πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Pentagon

*A shape with 5 corners.

*Another name for the USDoD, which is a massive, pentagon-shaped building (hence its name), which serves as the center for all national defense information, planning, coordinating, etc etc.

"Donald Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense. He's also bad-ass."
-me

by DAVE September 9, 2004

11πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Comic Sans

Perhaps the world's most overused and hated font. There is even an international movement to ban Comic Sans.

by DAVE May 27, 2003

568πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


uber

Some times used to refer to a person from the upper peninsula of Michigan. Likely from the Germany meaning of the word as Γ’Β€ΒœAboveҀ.

Those ubers might as well be part of Canada.

by DAVE February 18, 2005

2πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž