font

The display of text on a computer. Comes in Sans or Sans Serif. Some are so oddified that you cannot tell.

Sans:
Times New Roman, Courier, Nimrod etc.

Sans Serif:
Verdana, Arial, MS Sans Serif etc.

97👍 87👎

font

a receptacle in a church for the water used in baptism, typically a free standing stone structure

they dip down into the font of wisdom

10👍 13👎

font

A substitute for fuck in the work environment.

What the font?!?
That is all fonted up!
Holy font!!!

37👍 78👎

font

Fancy french sex.

Let's get nekkid and have some font!

32👍 76👎

font

Saying DON'T to the letter

Please, I am telling your for the myriadth of time, font!

20👍 55👎

font

here is an alternative to 1337 sp33k
it uses less numbers and more lines and is easier to read

here is the alphabet o lines:
/-\ |3 ( |) (-` |=
(-, |-| | _| |< |_
/\/\ /\/ () |> (,) |¯
_\¯ ¯|¯ (_) \/ \/\/
>< `/ ¯/_

22👍 84👎

Fonted

When a web contributor pastes in content with font styling, overriding the existing fonts on the site. Often occurs when an author pastes in text from Microsoft Word, bringing along some trashy, multicolored Times New Roman.

Andy: Hey Jason, somebody fonted on your front page.
Jason: Oh disgusting!! VOM!
------
(quiet cubicle farm)
Loud disembodied voice: WHO FONTED?!

9👍 1👎