Saggy Fritter

This is most commonly found in females when the vaginal flaps begin to sag and droop after too much intercourse. Although it is most commonly found in women it can also be rarely found in men after a severe rupturing of the shitebox.

I'M NOT GIVING YOU A LICK OUT! YOU HAVE ONE SERIOUSLY SAGGY FRITTER!

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Milk Tears

This happens when a poor young lady is giving head to a lucky man, just before he cums he pulls out and pokes her in the eye with his cock. She begins to cry and then he spunks in her tears, thus MILK TEARS!

Male 1: "A girl was sucking my dick last night but I decided to give her the milk tears"

Male 2: "That's sick man! Well in!"

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