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A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.
God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.
When a straight woman ends up fucking another woman.
Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!
15π 16π
The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.
I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!
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A redneck skill or talent that the rest of the world deems useless, unnecessary or disgusting.
Bobby Ray bathes and makes his moonshine at the same time. What hillbility do you have?
11π 1π
A midget that is a magician.
Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.
6π 4π
Fucking something up, like a World Series broadcast.
Everything was going great until Bill came over and FOXed everything up!
The problem of being so tired that you cannot fall asleep.
Dude, I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, hopefully when I get out of work I wont be too exhaustipated to go to bed.
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