"Peeps" that have been left outside in Easter eggs for over a year. Normally rained on and decomposed just enough to make them look like real baby birds eggs when finally found and opened.
"That whackjabob just ate a bunch of woopshnit!"
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One who has recently had a facelift done by a anal surgeon.
Mr. Poe is a jink dog
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HELLO, HAVING FUN?
Barbra Streisand is a jink dog.
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The act of eating banana bread while hitting two spoons together in a vain attempt to make latin rock
Being forced to observe three bus drivers mud-wrestle to the death in a pit of boiling woopshnit.
That whackjabob mishpopped yesterday, and now he's scarred for life.
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1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.
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A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.
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