japanemoticons

Japanese computer emoticons.

^_^ happy
-_- not so happy
>_< angry
o_o shocked

"I use japanemoticons because they look more cute and expressional."
-me

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kunoichi

koo-noy-chee

Female ninja.

"Kunoichi are one of my fetishes. ^.^ "
-me

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apple pie

*A slang term for a woman's vagina.

*A pie with apple flavorings.

"Gonna get me a lil apple pie!"

"Which kind?"

"Oh you know what I'm talkin' about!"

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Insta-bone

What I get when I see Nicole Kidman on TV

I pop an Insta-bone whenever I watch Eyes Wide Shut

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wetrix

A crap game for the N64.

"Ha ha! you've done a wetrix!!" What you say to somebody when they have bought something and it turns out to be a pile of shit.

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blee

Something unpleasant.

(Der. "bleer", "bleerer" - the stuff in your eyes which makes one bleery eyed in the morning; Scots Eng.)

Mack hasn't washed for a week - he's so blee.

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neko

neh-koh

Japanese literal meaning for "cat".

"I want to buy a neko for a pet."
"Huh?"

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