fawk

Hispanic pronunciation of the word "fuck".

"Fawkin' sheet!"
-the buffoon in Adam Sandler's "They're All Gonna Laugh At You!" CD

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bazookas

Another term referring to a woman's breasts, particularly large breasts.

SOMEONE : "Hey if we go back to war we should bring bazookas next time."
ME : "*staring at some hot, big-breasted babes* Only if I could bring THOSE bazookas with me. ^-^ "

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Arsetard

A Person Who Is Both Stoopid And Annoying

Alex Moran

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strapped

A slang term referring to be equipped with, particularly, firearms.

"Don't fuck with me. I'm strapped."

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rez

Short for "reservation", as in an injun reservation.

"Hey Jeff wanna come over to Rob's and watch the pay-per-view?"
"Oh no, me go on reservation."

"Hey Jeff why not come to Ground Round with us and have a few drinks?"
"Naw, I need to go to the rez."

"Jeff why do you fucking suck?"
"I live on the rez."

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glipe

In Northern Ireland a glipe is a stupid person or eejit.

Ye shoulda seen the fucking glipe that served me in the bar last night.

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pocket artillery

A term referring to, often a handgun, that is extremely powerful.

"A S&W M686 .357 Magnum revolver is pocket-artillery, and sometimes used by Navy SEAL's. Oh, and a Desert Eagle .50AE is pocket-artillery as well."
-me

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