geist

Deutsche for "ghost".

"The haunted house is full of geists."
"Wha?"
"Ghosts I mean."
"Uh, riiiight."

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splinter cell

Another term for a splinter cell is a type of cell (aka : militia-type group) that is seperated into an, often secret, location.

Splinter Cell is the name of a kickass game from Tom Clancy (even though there is a claim that he had no relation whatsoever to its development), brought to us by Ubisoft. Sam Fisher is a splinter cell, working overseas by himself, but equipped with technology that lets his buddies in the US government pinpoint his every location and every doing.

"Being monitored 24-7 sounds like hell actually."
-me

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shit for brains

verizon wireless

verizon wireless, thinks they can charge me for roaming when the phone screen says "verizon" on it

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TRK

abbreviation for Typical Ridgewood Kid commonly pronounced like "turk."

you're such a trk, driving your land rover and wearing your preppy clothes.

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plumpkin

A plumpkin is the act of receiving oral sex while taking a dump. Could be considered gross, but the feeling achieved during orgasm is really pulsating.

My buddy got his first plumpkin last night and nearly busted his prostate!

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ownt

being owned to a further degree

desiree is ownt by dave

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hippoclit

ramming the clit with a hard object, like a hippo would

man i gave that girl the ol' hippoclit and she made the o face oooooo ooooo

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