Easter

When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant find any, you give up until next year, when you find all the old ones and none of the new ones. Little people believe that a magical rabbit delivers these too you.

Child: Last night, on Easter, my parents told me a magical bunny broke into our house and left a bunch of eggs for me to find. I didn't find a damn thing!

Next year: It happened again! But that furry bastard gave me a bunch of stale ass candy!

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Irony

When a professional golfer gets beat by his wife with golf clubs.

Tiger Woods getting beat by his wife is an example of irony.

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