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Unicorn

A woman who gives you sex so amazing you speak in tongues and forget what planet you live on. The average adult male will only come across 2 to 3 unicorns in his lifetime. It is highly suggested you grab the horn tight and don't let go!

Lauren fucked me so good last night I forgot how to speak English for 3 hours. She is most definitely a unicorn.

by DC42182 December 5, 2013

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