Old Man Phil

Thirty year old man who has the characteristics of a someone entering retirement. For Example:
1. Does not run AC to save money in the summer.
2. Only drives white cars.
3. Fills up all cars on Saturday morning at Costco.
4. Best steak he has ever ate was purchased at Costco.

Old man phil want to go to Wang's for lunch?

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Wall Hug

A tactic used to avoid detection of coming into work late by walking close to the wall so your boss does not see you.

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I was in the parking lot with a dog breeder from France. ERRRRRRRRRR I don't use a wall hug.

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Wall Hug

A tactic used to avoid detection of coming into work late by walking close to the wall so your boss does not see you.

ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, I was in the parking lot with a dog breeder from France. ERRRRRRRRRR I don't use a wall hug.

3👍 16👎

Piss Boy

Coworker who must go to the bathroom every 15 minutes. AKA PB.

I need to go to the bathroom again but I don't want to run into Piss Boy.

39👍 55👎