Kurt Cobain

Dead musician known for looking like a slob, not bathing, marrying a crack whore, and hailed as a genius despite trying to eat buckshot for breakfast

If you put the shotgun in your mouth, kurt cobain, it'll kill you

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fat retard

A psuedointellectual tub-o-lard from Flint Michigan. Known for his oscar winning yet fictional documentaries

Michael moore is a Fat retard

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kenpo

An Americanized Chinese martial art codified by Grand Master Edmund K Parker.
The Style of Karate that Elvis Pressley was an EIGHT degree Black Belt in.
Kenpo is almost perfect for unarmed self-defense.

I am a yellow belt in Kenpo, but I could kick your ass

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trees

What to call broccolito get your kids to eat it.

Dad: You want some broccoli?
Kid: No! I want TREES

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three six nine

According to W.E.B. Griffin the term Philadelphia Police officers use to ID themselves to other cops

"I told him I was 369 but he made me pull my badge"

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