Oil Change

The actual of taking a dumb while, or shortly before eating, effectively draining the old substance to add in fresh product.

Person #1: You gonna get off the dumper and eat those pizza rolls, or you just gonna let them go cold?

Person #2: No, just a routine oil change. Gotta empty it out before I fill it back up.

Tire Biter

Women who go to car meets/shows just for attention. Generally are 3/10-5/10 rated chicks who suddenly become 8/10-10/10 in a car setting because they're the only females within a mile. Identifiable by their plasti-dipped Honda Civic parked next to $50,000 builds, and their lack of interest in the cars that are there. Can also be found showing up riding shotgun in a different car each week.

Not to be confused with actual female car enthusiasts, who have fought and clawed for every ounce of respect they have in the car scene.

"Dude how many cars at the meets have had Sarah's sweaty ass prints on the back seat at one point?"

"At least a quarter of them. She's the biggest tire biter there is."

Verdansk Vaginas

Warzone players who become so terrified of being shot at in an FPS game that they put themselves in time-out in some random bedroom, or fly out to bum-fuck-egypt in a chopper, rather than... Get this... Use their weapon in a Call of Duty game. Can also be found crouched in a bush, laying at the top of a zipline or stairset, or behind a crate in a storage shed.

Teammate 1: "I'm 20 minutes into this match and I've seen 2 people"

Teammate 2: "This lobby must be filled with some real Verdansk Vaginas"

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It's a Jeep Thing

The go to statement Jeep owners use when they can't provide an explanation for their shoddy modifications, constant mechanical failures, lack of driving ability, etc... A truly misguided "they hate us because they ain't us" mentality.

Jeep lifts left front wheel off ground making a right turn into the parking lot.

Guy: "You ever thought of attaching your sway bar links when you're just driving around? You look like you're gonna roll every time you turn.'

Jeep Owner: "It's a Jeep thing, you probably wouldn't understand."

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