Hammer of Thor

It is where you shit in a pillow case and beat your partner with it.

"Man, all these sex positions are getting boring. I'm gonna try the Hammer of Thor."

501👍 360👎

Slot Machine

It is where you shove an unwrapped roll of quarters in your partner's ass and

then have anal sex with them.

"Man, I just slot machined that hoe. She was shitting change fo weeks."

16👍 9👎

Smores

It is where you fuck a girl in her vagina, then you pull out and cum on it. Then you take a shit on top of it, and put a graham cracker on top of that. Then you eat it all up.

"Man I could go for some smores right about now."

17👍 29👎