Bumpkin Pumpkin

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them

Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call