yuft

Acronym, meaning You Unbelievable Fuck Tard.

Come on, Dave, YUFT. Get that flat pack furniture built!

htfu

Acronym spoken as a word. Hut-fu

Hurry The Fuck Up.

Used to encourage people to go faster.

Please HTFU or we'll be late.

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Bao

BAO - Before Any Other.

Rhymes with bow-wow-wow (ie the bow bit) - the noise of a dog barking.

She's my BAO - I love her totally and completely.

GAFMO

An acronym spoken as a word.

Get A Fucking Move On

GAFMO or we'll miss last orders!

TMSNEH

Acronym pronounced TooMussKnee

Too Much Shit. Not Enough Hands.

Describes having too many things to carry as part of a request for help.

Can you take this bag? I have TMSNEH