Sterling

A "friend" named Sterling that plays Apex Legends with you although he's dogshit, but is there to keep you company. He likes to message on his phone and beat his meat rather than play the game like he wanted to do in the first place. He hates saying good night but loves sloppy seconds :)

ME: "STERLING GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE"

STERLING: "No im too busy collecting discord's version of pokemon cards"