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The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so rememberâTuesday is Soylent Green day.
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A night of fucking, sucking, pissing, vomiting, snarfing, and sock-wearing -- shared by Eliot Spitzer and Canada's Beaver within days of both appearing on The Colbert Report.
I'm gonna make like Canada's History, and let a former governor fuck me...and that's after I had a baby with her daughter, Bristol.
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When one removes the seeds from a jalapeño chili, and inserts the tip of their penis to use the jalapeño as a condom. The Dirty Ronjon is frequently combined with a duck and lamb grease lubricant, and sous vide shrimp aromatherapy for maximum romantic effect.
My booty is still on fire from getting a Dirty Ronjon for our anniversary last night.