clem clem

if something is complete bollocks and crap, the complete an utter landfill of am item

AS: omg look at Matt Harts new scarf
LK: ffs thats so clem clem

AE: ikr what a prick

Alter Ego

the second calling of a person. instead of being for example muff you become the de icer

DS: is that mr incrediable hanging from the itchen bridge?
MP: SHIT it is we need help ill call my friend to get her Alter Ego

QW: wait look in the itchen river look at that silver jizz
IO: nah thats not jizz thats the silver swan

WAD of Cheese

a complete gastrostomy of a man, someone who is just so lardy and round yet slim and smooth

QW: look at AndI East
MT: fucking WAD of cheese

Silver Swan

The epitome of knowledge and finess, capabale of dropping logs off and going

DC: Wait whats that floating in the River Itchen
AE Thats defo either a contrete slab or a Second world war era sea mine
MH: shut up andi you wad of cheese
ZS: Nah thats a log from the silver swan you can tell by lack of paper

Matt Hart

the complete earl of jizz who once dated @jahred and his mum @cleatus

DS: wow is that hugo o

MT: no i think its the silver swan
QW:nah thats just matt hart