HUSTON

This guy probably has huge balls, and is most definitly not from Houston Texas. Ladies? If a man tells you his last name is Huston, hook up with him immediately.

(guy 1) "Yoooo it's Mr Huston with his chick!"
(guy 2) "I bet that girl loves his cock."
(guy 3) " Yooooo Mr Huston how's your girl?"