It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

This comes from a brazilian saying. It basically means that if you're making jokes and someone gets offended ( on a personal level ), that is no reason to stop making those jokes. This, of course, isn't an excuse to just be an asshole, and must be used with nuance. The saying could also be directly translated to

"It's better to lose a friend than to lose a joke"

Guy 1 (whose wife died to stillbirth): Wow, these celebrities are crazy
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I checked the news, and it looks like the rapper DaBaby killed his wife
Guy 2: Well, "The Baby" also killed YOUR wife
Guy 1: Low blow dude
Guy 2: It's better to miss a friend than to miss a joke

Virtually

1 - When something is impossible to actually do it but you have technically done it

2 - When something won't probably happen but there is actually a chance

1 - i've virtually time traveled by walking ( 0.00000001 seconds less time because of phisics )

2 - well, you have killed all humans, if the AI did the same thing in another random order, there is a 1 in 10²²²²²²²²²² chance it would have killed all humans the same way as you did

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.

People have tried to make the scentence for the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar blue, I'm here to finish it

Mike: so, what are you going to do this weekend
John: I'm going to make the rest of the most liked "explanation" of Watermelon Sugar in urbandictionary blue
Mike: how are you going to do this?
John: By creating a bullshity definition of the rest of the "explanation"
Mike: and what is it?
John: it's "But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies."
Mike: doesn't that break the rules of the website?
John: Idk, and tbh idk, it's gonna be funny anyways
Mike: ok, good luck.
John: thanks, Mike.

armogos

23rd island of greece, also looks like "amongus" for some reason

Person 1: The imposter is armogos
Person 2: Did you just refference the 23rd greek island
Person 1: Oops autocorrect
Person 2: We're talking irl

Watermelon Sugar

The word once put in urban dictionary to describe a song made by Harry Styles but now it's just self fufilling because now everyone who goes here to gather information about a random slang gets exposed to this as the third information so this page doesnt stop being viewed

Person 1- do you know what idgaf means
Person 2-just search it in urban dictionary
Person 1-ooh i also clicked in "watermelon sugar" because it alpears as first and i want to know what it really means
Person 2-oh that page that gets more meta each month

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maxmaxxing

When someone's favoring an event not because they're in favor of it, but because it benefits them

Jade: Idk dude, it feels Mike is maxmaxxing our relationship
Dave: maxmaxxing? wtf is that
Jade: Like he's making me feel good for the sole purpose that I make him feel good, and not because he's actually into me