Trou Chariot

A term coined at the West Point Military Academy that describes cardio equipment, usually an elliptical machine, used by an over-weight or chunky female cadet called a trou or trouser.

Hey, check out Betty. She's getting her daily workout in on the Trou Chariot.

Pulling a Donald

The act of groping a female under questionable consent based upon her looks, sexiness, and appeal.

Hey! check her out....You think she'd be opposed to me Pulling a Donald.