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A girl who looks really hot from the backside, but as soon as she turns around, you see that she's old, not attractive, ugly, etc....
That girl over there, I was checking her out until I saw the front. She was a turn around let down.
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When you masturbate while your girlfriend is asleep and right before your gettting ready to cum slap your girlfriend in the face to wake her up then cum on her face.
My girlfriend was asleep on the couch when I got home from work so I gave her a slapjack.
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When walking behind a girl that smells nice, you constantly smell her as the air that she displaces when walking gets filled with perfume.
Whoah, I was behind 99 the other day, that girl's wake was amazing :)
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It's the woman's version of the the tea bag drop. When a woman is laying on her back and the other woman places her vagina on that woman's face.
After basketball practice I'm going to flat top drop Linda.
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the snuggling and cuddling that lovers do
derek: maybe i'll just play it safe and leave the world alone while i make lovins to you
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the snuggling and cuddling that lovers do
derek: maybe i'll just play it safe and leave the world alone while i make lovins to you
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