Hunklessness

The act of being without a hot, cute, hunky guy.

Daughter: "MOM! You almost ran into that really hot guy!"
Mom: "Glad i didn't, i wouldnt wanna be the cause of hunklessness!"

You Just Got Chaped

The act of taking used or nasty chapstick and proceeding to apply the chapstick to an unsuspecting stranger/person's face or belongings while afterwards yelling "YOU GOT CHAPED!"

(Girl takes nasty used chapstick and puts it on her friend's face.)
Friend: "AW!! GROSS!!"
Girl: "HAHA!! YOU JUST GOT CHAPED!!"

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