A Man On The Inside

A Phrase Used To Express That AnInformer Is Giving Up Privy Information.

Detective: At Exactly 3 P.M. I Want Everyone At That Warehouse.We're Gonna Catch Them With That Shipment For Sure.

Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?

Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.

Turn Coat

A Person Who Changes Uniforms During Wartime To Appear As If They Are On Your Side. Could Also Be Someone Who's Not Really Your Friend But Are Only Trying To get Information For Your Enemy.

Co-Worker: Watch What You Say In Front Of Him. Because I Think It Gets Right Back To The Bosses Ears.

You: What? I Thought He Was Our Friend?

Co-worker: Nope, He's A Damn Turn Coat!

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Turn Coat

A Person Who Changes Uniforms During Wartime To Appear As If They Are On Your Side. Could Also Be Someone Who's Not Really Your Friend But Are Only Trying To get Information For Your Enemy.

Co-Worker: Watch What You Say In Front Of Him. Because I Think It Gets Right Back To The Bosses Ears.

You: What? I Thought He Was Our Friend?

Co-worker: Nope, He's A Damn Turn Coat!

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Irasian

A Person Of Both Irish And Asian Decent.

John: Dude I'm Irasian.

Joe:What the hell Is that? I Though You Were Chinese ?

John: No My Dad Is Irish And My Mom Is Vietnamese. They Met during The Vietnam War.

Microwave Sex

Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.

Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.

Beth: Why Did She Do That?

Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex

Beth: That Sounds Kinky

Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.

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Nobbin Bobbin

Proper Definition Is Fellatio. AKA, Head,Hummer,Blow Job
Because While This Act Is Being Performed There Head Is Bobbing Up And Down On Your Nob.

Damn I Hope I Get Some Tonight. But I'd Settle For Some Nobbin Bobbin

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Gimme The Whole Nine Yards

Meaning ; I want It All, I'll take It All, I'll Take Everything.

Origin ; It's A Construction Term Used When Receiving A Delivery From A Cement Truck. Cement Trucks Used To Carry A Maximum Load Of Nine Yards Of Cement.

Truck Driver: How Much You Want Today Joe?

Joe: "Gimme The Whole Nine Yards"

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