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A place where girls dont like you but still wanna make a pornhub video with youð
Thot in High school: Hey why dont you come over to my house later tonight Fat Jon.
Fat Jon: Sure
Thot: We bout to make a pornhub vid with 1000 likes ;).
when your watching hentai then the sex scene comes up so you start beating your meat and liquid cocaine comes out your pee pee poo ye oooh before the sex scene and then you ask your mommy about it and then shes like its delecious juice lets drink it but she suspects you were watching porn so she checks your room and sees hentai so you get grounded for a year and when your back you lost your virginity to your anime pillow.
Me: Why did i pee cocaine mommy.
Mom: Thats cum! after im done tasting it im checking your laptop.
Me: No i beg.
Mom: Your watching hentai ?!?! your in big trouble big little man!
Me: Yes ma'am i understand.
1 year later
me: i wonder what new hentai episodes came out.
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