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I went to my son's football game drunk and ended the night in county prison. Damn cheerleaders!
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An energy drink made by Coca Cola. Has colors reminescent of some earlier failed soft drinks. Vault has extra caffiene to give the drinker an extra shot of energy.
I am so fucking tired. I need a Vault.
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Pronounced: We-fen-is-trate.
The process in which a Nintendo Wii controller is intentionally or accidently thrown out of a window at high speeds. Often results in broken glass.
See: defenestrate.
"Joe, what do you call throwing a controller out the window?"
"Ummmmm... wiifenestrate. Why do you ask?"
"Well, I wiifenestrated last night. Now I have to go steal another controller from Walmart!"
"I see..."
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A man thrusts his penis in between a woman's boobs while downing a bottle of vodka (preferably very cheap).
I gave my girlfriend the old russian titty fuck.
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The consumption of alcoholic beverages in order to induce euphoria and create sexually active females.
I am going to do some drinking with my friends tonight.
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A man's cigarette.
Lucky Strikes won World War 2, saved America from communism, and got your dad laid. The entire country owes a debt of gratitude to this marvelous cigarette. Lucky Strikes are a taste of a bygone era.
"Grab me a pack of Lucky Strikes Phillip!"
"All sold out Tom."
"Are you serious?"
"Yes."
"I'll fucking kill you.............."
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