Cyle

To put it simply, Cyle is a poser. Even the name “Cyle” is just an off-brand Kyle. Cyle brags about his truck, goes hunting, dips and claims to be good at riding a dirt bike despite coming in to work or school with a new injury every week. Cyle says yee-yee unironically and tells everyone he can beat there ass yet no one has ever seen him fight.

Jordan: Have you seen Cyle recently? He has a full arm cast!

Caleb: Doesn’t shock me, that kid has a different injury every week!

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